No Hair + doggy handler + lube = FREAKITY ASS MESS!!!

manscaping- the act of a man waxing or shaving his pubic area to remove pubic hair

personally, i do not care about pubic hair...i do not always wax or shave but i never allow a jungle to pop up. i am a very busy girl and the length of 'carpet' is not high on my priority list. BUT this post is not geared toward women.

recently a good friend of mine called me to update me on her terrible sexacapade with a manscaping guy. apparently he looked like 'a nine year old' minus the hair, but to add insult to injury....his pubic hair was growing back....CAN YOU SAY STUBBLE??!! according to her the sex was 'unbearable'(i guess it would be...smooth and rough never mix hunny!). as i continued laughing she mentioned something about 'lube' and a 'doggy handler'. some straight up freakity mess.

i may be in the middle of a drought but i doubt i would ever be that hard up(i want no one's itching scrotum near me...EWWW). my question is do all men that manscape have itchy balls....because from what 'jenny'(real name omitted) explained i know i want NO PART OF IT....


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